It's Fantasy Booking Time Again

Just because I like playing fantasy wrestling booker so much. Please bear with me...

What if...

Money In the Bank- CM Punk actually beats John Cena clean and takes the WWE Championship with him to Ring of Honor or wherever he darn well pleases.

Vince fires Cena the next night on RAW and announces a three-way "unification" match at SummerSlam between Orton, Sheamus, & Del Rio. Del Rio bashes Cena via promo. A week later, "Juan Cena" emerges, stealing all of Del Rio's catchphrases and really goes over-the-top pretending to be Mexican (Think Eddie Guerrero from the Attitude Era). Vince announces that if "Juan" loses any one match, no one named Cena is allowed to wrestle ever again. Cena beats R-Truth at SummerSlam, but Del Rio overcomes the odds to beat Orton & Sheamus for the title.

Juan & Del Rio then go full bore into their feud, which culminates at Survivor Series. Cena wins the title, reverts back to "John" and all is right with the WWE Universe UNTIL....

The Rock returns for the 1st RAW in 2012. He announces that Vince McMahon personally invited him to enter the Royal Rumble so he could not only face Cena at WrestleMania, but challenge for his title. Rock has been granted #30 (or #40 or whatever the last number is this time). Rock helps Cena defend against someone (Ziggler?) because he wants him all to himself on the big stage. However, The Miz wins the Royal Rumble.

Rock bullies, pesters, pokes, prods, does anything & everything to get Miz to face him at the Elimination Chamber PPV, with the winner getting the shot at Cena. Miz refuses. Miz is then beaten backstage by an unknown assailant (assumed to be Rock) and is unable to compete for a long period of time. Thus, a new Mania contender will be decided in the Chamber match, with the stipulation that Rock enters first. Rock survives & wins, thus setting up Rock/Cena proper for the title, UNTIL...

The night after Elimination Chamber, CM Punk re-emerges!!! AND brings back the old WWE Championship belt! He proceeds to run down Cena & Rock. Oh and BTW, Punk has a new WWE contract because he couldn't deprive the fans of seeing the best wrestler in the world anymore. Cena is uncharacteristically disgusted & angered at Punk's return. The decision is made to make the Mania Main Event a Triple Threat Unification Match between Cena, Rock, & Punk. Cena gets more & more agitated, claiming that Punk should be fired, doesn't belong, he's a hypocrite, etc. Rock eats it up & calls him out for whining & crying about it.

At the "Go Home" show before Mania, Cena snaps & says that Punk stole his thunder. He had to beat Rock all by himself to shut up the fans who said he couldn't do it! He's done EVERYTHING for the fans, but he's not good enough in their eyes. He's not DWAYNE! They dare to cheer Rock & boo Cena. The fans know NOTHING about Hustle, Loyalty, or Respect. He had to go it alone & Punk ruined it. Cena reveals that HE took out The Miz so HE could face Rock in the main event. Cena proceeds to turn heel, destroys Rock & Punk, turns to the fans & says "YOU did this!".

Finally, at WrestleMania, face Punk beats heel Cena & The Rock, with help from a returning Miz. Rock endorses Punk & Miz and retires for good.

And so on from there.... Who thinks that wouldn't be cool?